Montecito Minimalist | Smells like: A Spare Prince Candle 4oz Tin Scent:Evergreen or preservatives

or preservatives

This product is purely satirical and not affiliated with any individuals

We can’t promise this Dutch oven will make you a better cook—but it will make sure your pasta water sauce doesn’t become the most talked-about recipe for all the wrong reasons

🖤 No tiaras required

Product information: Seventh Avenue Apothecary

Montecito Minimalist | Smells like: A Spare Prince Candle 4oz Tin Scent:Evergreen or preservativesNow in Bite Sized Brattiness. Smaller in size, still zero accountability. This mini version of The Entitlement is perfect for those who want the aroma of audacity without the full sized guilt. With notes of privilege, self righteousness, and passive aggressive relaxation, its ideal for carry ons, chore avoidance, or subtle workplace protest. Light it. Lounge. Let someone else handle it. 4oz Tin diameter, in 2. 56 Tin height, in 1. 77 Tin